The Robot Dance

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

You know what is less funny than someone that's not funny? Someone who is not funny acting like he think he is funny. As if Peter Crouch needed to act dorkier since people have already crowned him king dork of the Three Lionss since err, forever. His pseudo robot dance following the goals he scored against Jamaica in their friendly was ghastly to say the least. But not like the fans care if everytime they see him doing one is when he has scored one. Unfortunately, oppositions may now go all out to stop him, so that they don't have to endure all 5-seconds of this horrendous ritual.

What next? Getting a bowl haircut and surgically extending his two front teeth? All hail the king.

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3 comments:

Genusfrog said...

if he can dance like that when he scores the winner in the final against dida, that's fine. he can dance all night!

The Geek said...

aha! you are assuming brazil will go all the way then?

Genusfrog said...

oh did i say dida? errmmm... i meant... err... gregory coup... err, no. ummm... lee woon jae.