English clubs are vampires

Just check your friendly neighborhood soccer sites. You will find three very important bits of news.

1) Morientes scored a hat-trick for Valencia
2) Shevchenko failed to score again
3) The whole Liverpool team failed to score again

The large victories Bayern, Barca and Roma notched were unimportant. Or the fact that a German taught an Englishmen how to take a penalty.

More important on the agenda is why are some English clubs sucking the goals out of perfectly good strikers?! Is it the English women? The tea? Crouch blocking the sun out? What?

It's like those old computer games where if you get razed by fire you lose points or the ones where if you wrongly stepped on those red energon cubes, you get your life blood deducted. Only thing is there are no fires around Anfield and certainly no red energon cubes sucking the goals out of perfectly good strikers.

Maybe it's Big Brother.

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