Ugliest Footballers to Grace the World Cup

Not that I am saying I am a bag of good looks but seriously, some footballers are living proof that you can't have everything in this world. Silky skills - check. Powerful header - check. Well timed tackles - check. Ugly mug - check.

Here are the Top 5 ugly footballers to grace the last 3 World Cups. I am sure there are some howlers before but it's 3pm so I am too lazy to research. These five came straight to mind with seriously, very little thought.

Ronaldinho

Is there anyone that dares question this fella's ability? Ability to play football that is, not pull chicks. Well at least he can tell people he is a smashing player when everything fails. I mean, who needs good looks when you've got two good feet right? Right? Errr ...

Stig Tofting

Okay I know, first question - the guy on the left or right? Well the guy on the left is pretty nasty stuff too but no, he does not look like a Stig does he? The guy on the right on the other hand, now that's a Stig and a few stones. Seriously would you enjoy playing against that? Then again would you enjoy playing with that? Poor Danish footballers.

Oliver Kahn

Sometimes I wonder if the only reason why Kahn keeps his place in the national side is because the Germans are worried that their footbal team do not look German any more. Come on, look at him. Can he be of any other race? Not that I am saying Germans are generally ugly but there are ugly Germans. There certainly are.

Rene Higuita

There's a good drug runner joke here somewhere. By the way, he is Colombian.

Carlos Valderrama

Another Colombian. What is this I hear about Sount American girls sweeping beauty pageants. Well, we know where all the good genes went. Not to the footballers I suppose. At least, not to this gifted but poor soul.

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